this is why every man needs womenly input...and...help!

so i've mentioned that mr. heather is going to be buying his very first home. he has one all picked out and right now he is just waiting for a final acceptance on his offer. i'm really proud of him, of course!

and i've been resisting urges to buy things for the new home. first of all it isn't final and secondly though i'm going to be living there, i figure he might have some ideas for the decor.

so this recently came up in conversation, and he does have some ideas.

oh. my. gosh.

now really, i'm flexible on things. i would never pick out decorations that mr. heather hates. and i really, really would like to let him have some input for a sense of his accomplishment.

but...

i need help y'all!

here's some things he's picked out. this...



and this...



and oh my gosh, something like this...for the inside!



please, please, please! help me to help him understand that this just can't be done!